The FBI is Watching Me

Most Wanted:

I have no evidence to support this claim that the government agency: Federal Bureau of Investigation is tracking my purchases, my locations, and my communications, but it would not surprise me at all if they were.

There is a clear excess of vegetable oil and methanol in my back yard; a five foot tall chemical mixer is on the premises; I routinely make industrial and chemical purchases linked to this address and with my own traceable debit card; an oversized vehicle is parked outside my house; there are records of purchases by myself of supplies known to be bomb making ingredients, but all this is just the physical evidence built against me.

I am an outspoken Bush opposer and frequently watch The Daily Show (republicans hate this); I do not see the need for executive powers to spy on its own citizens without an easily obtainable warrant; I have, in the past, voted for members of the socialist party and expressed and shared both socialist and libertarian views; I own multiple films by Michael Moore and have seen him speak in person, and this is the political interest collected on me.

So are they watching me? Are they reading this now? Probably not, but it is fun to think I am important- isn't anyone who makes explosives out of vegetable originated glycerin?

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Seriously, I am not making bombs. Don't arrest me.